NO2 Fell On Me

I used to hang out at this guy's house all the time back in the day, A lot of people hung out there. He knew a lot of people in the scene and had the best weed in town. One time he was going out of town and my friend and I looked after his place while he was away, He had a huge nitrous tank and he told us (from what I can remember) to go to town on it. The tank was about 4 1/2 feet tall and had a hose on it to suck down the glorious hippie crack. My friend and I were taking turns standing at it, carelessly stuffing the nasty hose in our gullets and cranking the knob to sample the sweet nectar. The tank was in a closet; its view was obstructed from just about everywhere in the apartment. At one point while I was taking in the gas I started fishing out, still holding the tank, and this monster fell on me. I don't remember much from when I came to, apart from laughing and a huge bruise to commemorate the event. Don't do nitrous, It's dangerous.